Because it hurts too much to bite my tongue.”ģ5. “Although it gets me into trouble I usually always speak my mind. “Sometimes, the best revenge is to smile, move on, and do nothing!”ģ4. “I may be a bad influence but… damn, I’m fun!!!”ģ3. “Coffee! Coffee!! It’s our drink! If we don’t get it, we can’t think!!!”ģ2. Now it smelss like shitrus.” Funny inspirational life quotes funny love quotes and sayingsģ1. “I just sprayed fruit scented febreze in my bathroom. “Don’t hold grudges, I just remember things for a very long time!”ģ0.
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“Reasons you should consider being a cat: – free food – free rent – sleep as long as you want to – look great with no effort.”Ģ9.
“Faith is trusting god even when you don’t understand his plan.”Ģ8. So I’m not fat, I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!”Ģ6. “We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. “A best friend is someone who loves you when you forgot to love yourself.”Ģ5. “I don’t have an attitude problem I just have a personality you can’t handle!”Ģ4. “I just had a little talk with myself and things didn’t go too well… now I’m freakin’ grounded!”Ģ3. “I have lost my mind and I am making no effort to look for it.”Ģ2. “I hate those moods where you have no reason to be sad / annoyed, but you just are.” Short funny quotes about love and relationshipsĢ1.
“I have never seen a tombstone that said, ‘died because I didn’t forward a message to ten people’.”Ģ0. “I could be 15 or 55 and my mother would still ask me where I was going.”ġ9.
“Just once, I would like to read a medication label that says: warning, may cause permanent weight loss, remove wrinkles & increased energy!”ġ7. “If everybody was happy in relationship there wouldn’t be any good music.”ġ6.
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